Student: Why do we always have so much work on the first day of the semester?
Me: We need to set a serious tone.
Student: Well I'm about to put a serious tone in my own FACE!
Me: NOT THAT KIND OF TONE!
Student: I know. Sorry.
Me: So, for your Independent Reading Homework, you can read something you already have at home, or you can pick something out right now.
Student: Does the McDonald's Menu count?
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