Student: Oh my God, why didn't that lady call the police?
Me: Um, I think the police were involved in the stoning, too.
Student: So she couldn't run?
Me: What would you do, if it was 299 against 1? You wouldn't be able to run.
Student: Man. I'd just refuse to be in the lottery.
Me: I think they'd look down on that...
Student: Well then you'd know what I'd do? I'd sit on the toilet with a gun. I'd sleep with a gun. I'd eat breakfast with a gun. I'd...
Me: Okay, okay!
Student 2: So wait, what happened to the money?
Me: What money?
Student 2: The lottery money. She didn't get to keep the money?
Me: There was never any money.
Student 2: So there was a lottery...and if you won it, you won dying?
Me: Yes.
Student 2: Oh.
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