Me: Well there are some women on the roster, but I haven't seen them yet.
Student: Oh, that is going to be a distraction.
Me: I thought you just told me you were moving in with your girlfriend.
Student: I am...but still, that is going to be a distraction.
Me: Get out of my room! Don't you have somewhere to be?
Student who's not mine: Oh, come on!
Me: Go to class!
Student: I'm not even worried about class right now! I'm worried about getting your number!
Me: So, give me an example of one expectation someone might have for this class.
Student: I expect to be BORED! Don't you feel like they teach us the same stuff every year?
Student: *walks into class and sits down.*
Me: Start filling in your contact sheet.
Student: So, I'm gonna take out my cell phone and start writing on the desk instead. Oh, and eat some apple pie!
Me: *stares*
Student: Psych!
Me: Okay, so now you're going to make your career poster. *hands student markers and crayons.* You're just going to take the English class skills you think a lawyer would need, and write them down. What did you say a lawyer needs to know?
Student: How not to eat crayons!
Me: Oh.
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