Me: You know, you have an 82 in my class.

Student 1: Really!?

Me: Yup. Good job!

Student 1, gesturing to the other student in the room: What's his grade?

Me: Umm...not an 82.

Student 2: Oh yeah! That's because I'm smart!

Student 1: Yo, she said not an 82.

Student 2: Oh.

Student 1: Man, you're failing everything. I bet the only class you're passing is lunch.

Student 2: I don't even go to lunch! Show's how stupid you are! Stupid!